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...# 9 Am I becoming a sheep?
You know you have been spending too much time with the sheep when.....
You open a bale of alfalfa, and you begin to drool.
You look forward to a taste of grain when you feed.
You start walking around obstacles instead of putting them away.
You don't fall asleep counting sheep, you stay awake counting the pasture gates that you may not have closed.
Your pickup smells so bad that even the dog won't ride with you!
You have forgotten that humans speak words and don't "Baaaa".
When you can't smell the rams.
When you buy hypodermic needles by the 100's.
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